One-Liners

clipped from www.vegard.net "A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic." - Joseph Stalin "Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck." - Joss Whedon "Stupidity, if left untreated, is self-correcting." - Heinlein 7/5th of all people do not understand fractions. 99% of lawyers are giving the rest a bad name. A city is a large community where people are lonesome together. A drunk mans' words are a sober mans' thoughts. A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. The woman already knows. A smart man covers his ass, a wise man leaves his pants on. A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience. Friendly fire - isn't. God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. I still miss my ex. But my aim is getting better. If the opposite of pro is con, then what must be the opposite of progress? Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. Never interrupt your enemy while they are making a mistake. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

One-Liners