Sunday, October 21, 2007


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  • "A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic." - Joseph Stalin
  • "Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck." - Joss Whedon
  • "Stupidity, if left untreated, is self-correcting." - Heinlein
  • 7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.
  • 99% of lawyers are giving the rest a bad name.
  • A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.
  • A drunk mans' words are a sober mans' thoughts.
  • A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. The woman already knows.
  • A smart man covers his ass, a wise man leaves his pants on.
  • A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.
  • Friendly fire - isn't.
  • God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
  • I still miss my ex. But my aim is getting better.
  • If the opposite of pro is con, then what must be the opposite of progress?
  • Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
  • Never interrupt your enemy while they are making a mistake.
  • Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
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